Version Control Humour

Introduction

This page lists some version control humour that we ran into throughout the years.

The List

More Advanced than CVS

On Sunday 01 April 2007, chromatic wrote:
> On Saturday 31 March 2007 15:26, Yuval Kogman wrote:
> > uses_version_control sounds more like lacks_manifest_skip_file which
> > should deduct kwalitee IMHO.
>
> Maybe so, but how else can CPANTS detect that you use the world's most

> advanced version control system: CVS?
>

Are you kidding?

CVS is not as advanced as:

1. Microsoft Visual SourceSafe - the only sane choice for good data integrity
and portability.

2. tarballs/zip-files and patches. This one excels in convenience, and
robustness.

CVS is a very advanced version control system, however. I do wish that
Subversion (which is a VCS that I have to use against my will) was as good as
it is.

    -- Shlomi Fish answering to chromatic on 01-April-2007

Chuck Norris and Git

When Chuck Norris uses git, he takes a coffee break after initiating every git commit. And then he waits for the commits to finish.

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